Ok..a lot to catch up. So I shall divide this post to different days.


2 days ago

*looks in mirror* Shit. I need a haircut. I look like a mushroom. Fuck.
Me and my boyfriend went to the hair salon. Checked out the hairstyle catalogue. There were 2 catalogues. One for girls and one for gays. We took the girl hairstyle magazine, flipped to the last page and there! the mens hairstyle section. Hmm...I like that one. So yeah..most probably ull see me..fringe gone, sideburns gone...and everything else fuzzy wuzzy kinda short...the way i like it. No more Mr. Mushroom head! Shit. Me being Mr. Mushroom makes me a dickhead cos yeah a mushroom looks like a dick. Ok fine you dont understand. Its ok.

Then we went to have a dinner date at a korean restaurant where 2 pretty girls served us. ANYWAY. Yeah..we went to Macdonald and amir told me my sayang got top in class. Im like WHAT THE FUCK. So I decided to be a bastard.

*ring ring*

Me: hello

Char: Hmm...? [Thats how she ALWAYS answer my call. Either, hmm? or HARLO?] Shes dope.

Me: Youre not telling me something

Char: What? :)

Me: How can you not tell me? How could you?

Char: What? What?

Me: Im very upset that youre hiding this from me <*snigger>

Char: What? :( What did I do?

Me: Dont make me upset Char, you better tell me now. How long since I know you. How can you hide this from me?

Char: What? Waaaaa~~~ :'(

Me: Im upset that youre keeping this from me. How could you? <*snigger *snigger>

Char: -------silence------

Me: Why you never tell me you TOP IN CLASS! AHH! :D WAHAHAHA

Char: :)


That was cool. Was kinda proud of myself. *grins really widely*

Anyway, yeah...

then this 2 girls came in. One was okok (7/10) and the other one was ok (5.5/10).

Anyway my hotness chart is like this.


<5>6 : Pleasant

6>7 : Eh dude, that girl not bad ah

7 >8 : o_o

8 > 9 : Oh shit..oh shit...

9 > 10: Mommy...mommy...

10 : ohhhmaaafucckkinggoddd....ugh..my heart...shit..agh...fuck..oh my god..ohfuckfuckfuck

In my entire life...only 2 girls have reached the "10" meter.

Truthfully, I wont go for girls so hot. Im more into that kinda down to earth, average (5-6), indie rock chic kinda girl who likes books, nice, sweet and caring. I guess, I got more than what I desire for. So yeah, im very grateful.

Btw, I hate tall girls. So baby shut up and stay midget-like. HAHAHA. Ok that was mean. I take back my words. WAHAHAHA. genius pure genius. midget-like. WAHAHAHA


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Ok where was I. Oh yeah. Girls came in. They looked at me and my boyfriend so we looked back. We talked cock about them. They talked cock about us. It was cool. They kept looking at us. Then I saw what they did: They looked at us. They did that 'okok' gesture wif their hands. Then they smiled and looked back. Woo..thats it man..orite...

2 hours went by and they decided to go home. Then one of the girls (7/10) approached me and took out her phone.

Then she said, "can i have..."

before she could complete her sentence, my hp rang and it was Char.

"Hello dear..."

"HARLO~!"

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I could see disappointment in her eyes, there were tears.

Tears dont fall...they crash around meeeee....


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Yeah...then charmaine hit a rather sad note.

Its unfair to say that I completely understand how she felt because I have never lost someone literaly.
















But then again....I think ive experienced worst.