Monday, February 05, 2007
6:40 PM
Yep...ive been seeing more and more couples around these days. Extremely *shake your head* type of couples....or you can also say...extremely *tsk tsk tsk* type of couples...
Case 1
Okay I was in the mrt...going towards Changi Airport. There was this couple in front of me. I think they are 1 yr younger than me. Well, the dude is like a low-self esteemed, geeky, goody-goody boy, while his girlfriend is like this seriously, bitchy, cocky, high-confidence, demanding, DEMANDING, high mantainance female.
In the first partof the journey, they were holding hands. The girl's head was on his shoulder. and HE was like, super embarrassed. He was nervously sitting straight up, shoulders high and maybe he as having a cold sweat. Well, at least the girl was having cosy time.
Ok..the last part of the journey. What happened was, they were playing around wif the guy's hp. Then dunno wad happened, the girl pushed his hand away, crossed her arms and looked the other way, pouting. Well, guys u all jolly know wad shes doing, SULKING. Ok...i shall not touch abt dis issue or else some girls might get hurt...
well what happened next was a disaster....*shakes head*
apparently..the guy..the guy...wah seh...hes screwed big time...
i mean...if he knows wad to do...he wont be screwed...but den he made mistakes after mistakes and yeah hes screwed.
Case 2
I was walking by JE library when i saw this couple stoning. Ok...stoning is FINE. But gosh...i mean...why dont u 2 find some place else besides sitting in front of the library...gosh...they were like sitting IN FRONT of the freaking glass entrance....ok ok..maybe its just me..maybe im just a badass...
well...me and Char do stone around too...we stare at the stars...hahaa...we stare at shadows, we stare at cars, we stare at people, we stare at each other...
ok back to topic..
anyway...guys...u wanna take your girl out...please oh please remember the time...i know you wanna spend time wif her...but look...she has her life too...yeah i agree that she would like to spend time wif you too...but look at it this way...its unfair to her if you were to waste her time... like come on la...3 hours stoning there in front of the library...geez
Ah..Case 3
Now this is an interesting one. I was at the bustop on my way home. There was this couple. Maybe they were sec 3s...
They were hand in hand, getting cozy. Ok imagine this: A super shy guy and a fierce, horny, she-devil. Wah seh...The girl was like groping the guy everywhere, except down there and the guy is like...frozen. Ok not really frozen la...but he wasnt groping the girl back, ya knw wad i mean. Then the girl moved her face to his face, wanting to kiss him. Her lips were like 'there', neeeaaarly touching. He didnt move at all. So the girl backed off, moving to his cheek. He didnt move at all. Then she moved to his lips. He stayed frozen. It was as though the girl is smelling his face. Lol...you shld have seen her face, that horny girl. wah seh. But truthfully ah...any straight guy would NOT stay frozen. At least there should be a reaction wad. Shocked or lustful. At least a reaction. This DUDE just stayed frozen. Its not as though he was teasing her. He. Just. Stayed. Frozen. Lol!
And the girl...shaaat...disgusting...she was pretty but her behaviour...damn...><>